remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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