After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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