Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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