Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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