Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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