And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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