it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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