Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
that is very illegal...i love you.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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