17 year olds will be the death of me.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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