The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
not ubering you a puppy
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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