mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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