the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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