I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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