He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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