R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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