the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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