Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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