idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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