Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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