THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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