That's intense
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
