We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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