a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
do nipples grow back?
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