If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
she peed on how many people?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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