I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Randomize