hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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