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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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