Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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