I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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