speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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