id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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