when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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