i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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