in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
You don't make any sense
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