I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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