I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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