what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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