I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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