is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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