I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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