..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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