I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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