Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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