she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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