idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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