Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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