Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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