Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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