White coat. Heels.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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