god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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