I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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