Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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